Sunday, December 14, 2014


If you periodically overcome the idea that no one likes you and you do not need anyone, you, of course, wrong.Around full of passionate fans of you who dream to get acquainted with your rich inner world closer.

1. Costa Rican Chalcid kamikazeCosta Rican Chalcid kamikaze

Many riders family Chalcids lay their eggs in the bodies of mammals, but only this individual feels a special love for the man. Read more about the customs of all the rider can tell Michael Kentrell, a farmer from New England. The poor man's ear bitten Chalcid and stung so badly that another two weeks ear ached unbearably and ceased to hear anything. But in the third week, at night, Michael's wife woke up and turn on the light, discovered that her husband out of the ear on the pillow crawl young tvaryushki. Emergency surgery saved the life of a farmer - from his ear seized 400 grams of larvae that are ready to transform into adults. If this had happened, and the farmer's head just exploded from the inside.

2. VandelliVandelli

In an environment culturally advanced people very often arises debate: is the Creator of All That sense of humor or not. The question remains open. But now he has no conscience and was not, that's for sure. Otherwise, no Vandelli in nature would not exist.
Meet people. Detachment Siluriformes, family Pygididae. Vandelli catfish - a nasty width three to four millimeters and a length of about five centimeters, transparent like jelly. Vandelli bastard lives in South America, although, according to some ichthyologists, its habitat suitable for any warm-freezing water. So if you want Vandelli can comfortably accommodate and southern Europe, and Asia, and Africa, and the one who does it, will be the greatest terrorist of all time, pereplyunuvshego Lenin and Bin Laden. Vandelli swim in places where large mammals, such as watering and beaches, and sniffs. At the snout it has receptors that respond to the smell of urea. Smelling urine odor, Vandelli rushes to the power of fragrance and gets into the urine channel. Gills she has bone hooks, with which she clings to the walls of the channel and is attached to it so tightly that it is impossible to extract Vandelli there. Sitting in the penis, Vandelli spins, rips hooks around the body and feeds on the blood flowing into the mouth - the victim at this time experiencing the torments of hell. Remove Vandelli only through a complex surgery. However, the natives of the Amazon battling with cute fish using infusions of poisonous plants in a pot with which they lowered the affected organ. The penis is not going to benefit - poison corrodes the skin, which leads to intoxication, but Vandelli dying, and its carcass for several days decomposed and dissolved. And the natives never, ever urinate in the water - this is the best way to attract flocks of Vandelli *.

3. TigerTiger

The largest predator of the cat family. Size up to 2.8 meters in length, weight - 400 pounds. Every tenth tiger (no matter - Bengal, Sumatran, or Amur) somehow becomes a man-eater and everything in the world prefers human flesh, while the remaining nine of his relatives in every way to ignore this delicacy and even killing a man in a fit of rage, never at the same time they try and dine .

4. TrombidiidaeTrombidiidae

Distributed around the world. Looks unattractive and quietly - for hairs on hand mites can hide like you for sequoia. You can easily pick up krasnotelok somewhere in nature: they usually throw your feet, get on the ankle, then pluck and climb under the clothes, picking up closer to the body. Reaching the skin, they take a bite a hole in it, pour in there blood-thinning liquid and drink the resulting cocktail.

5. BearBear

Good teddy bear, whom you once loved to feed gruel from a spoon, just like you, and grew furious. The share of the bears have to attack every six mammal per person, resulting in death. They overtake on this indicator even lions and jaguars. And bears are attacking not only out of fear or defending territory, Potapov Bruins - cannibals, which sometimes are not averse to diversify your honey-ant diet astray mushroom pickers. Rating bears on the degree of danger to humans - white, grizzly, brown, black. However, the latter two species are dangerous to humans only in the winter, and especially towards the end of February - beginning of March, when the snow is still holding, herbs and roots there, and reserve fat A perfect already.

6. Subcutaneous WormSubcutaneous Worm

Is found in Africa and Yemen. Do not go to Africa and Yemen. And if you accidentally be buried there, drink only bottled water. And do not you dare open your mouth, if you will swim. And it is better not to swim. No, it's not in our paranoia is in Africa and Yemen subcutaneous worms. You now have himself to read and understand.
So, along with the raw water you can swallow some water fleas infected with the parasite. Fleas - this is nonsense, they just digested in the gastric juice.Larvae of the parasite is the juice deeply care about. They are introduced into the tissue and grow, reaching five feet in length. Somehow, like worms in one victim to wind up in pairs. About a year later the couple happens to love, after which the male completes his earthly existence, and the female starts to look for a way out. We will drive through the body tissue, it comes down to the foot, and makes a hole there. Foot becomes inflamed, there appears a tumor that eventually opened and the worm begins to slowly crawl out. Solemn the publication can last a week, all this is accompanied by severe pain and whitish discharge that contain millions of dangerous larvae.

7. hookwormHookworm

This is being distributed worldwide. That is, wherever you are now was, she was there. Its larvae patiently sitting in the ground and waiting for them to come bare foot. Once this occurs, microscopic hookworm sacrificed introduced through pores crawls into blood vessels in the lungs and out the mouth. And finally, the long road home is completed - along with the food ingested larvae get to the gastrointestinal tract. Here, in the small intestine, parasites ripen, grow long teeth and cling to the blood vessels - drink warm and delicious blood. Now their existence rosy: it is warm, cozy, the food itself pours in a widely open mouth, with no hassle offspring - the eggs are sent to an independent life with the waste digestion. Man with hookworm can guess about it on the following grounds:
- it has anemia;
- want to eat all sorts of rubbish. For example, chalk, clay, and one more thing this wonderful juicy piece of drywall, please!
- he was always tired and wanted to sleep all the time.
Handed over on time and correctly analyzes conducted hookworm treatment will leave no chance.

8. BacteriaBacteria

When you have once again come up with the idea that anyone from de you do not have any good, think about bacteria. Billions of these tiny creatures Fine at this very moment are committed to carefully you eat, both inside and outside. And in the end did eat at all. But you do not take offense to them, without them you would not have a chance to live up to this point, and in general to be born. Because it is bacteria and created organic life on this planet.

9. RavenCrow

These cunning and predatory birds are intelligent enough not to attack adults and strong people. But never leave the stroller with a baby on the balcony unattended. And then there were such cases ... However, you do not want to know about it. No, really, you do not want. Anyway, we have something just did not want to describe these cases.

10. AnacondaAnaconda

In principle, these huge (up to 16 meters) water snakes eat monkeys. But they have poor eyesight, and if not for a long time to sleep at night, do not shave or wash, then we can become the victim of a large boa constrictor.

11. MidgeMidge

The smell of delicious and healthy human female mosquito can smell three kilometers. But it is, of course, the child compared to the Siberian midges receptors that differ marvelous symphony of flavors exude your body, as many as ten kilometers. It is not surprising that this imperious call of nature for half an hour able to collect several millions of tiny ogres buzzing with all the taiga. No, the man dressed, brush off and armed repellents they gobble up the whole can not. But while popular among Siberian chieftains executions - tying guilty naked in the forest - midge overeat body to the skeleton in just a day or two.

12. LiceLouse

"Either socialism will win lice or lice will defeat socialism," - said at the time VILenin. Lice, as you see, is still alive and well.

13. CrocodileCrocodile

Information from Australian news site "Tudey": "22-year-old Brett Mann was killed by a huge saltwater crocodiles in the river Finniss when his friends stopped by the river to wash the bikes had to be carried over fast. Two of his friends had the same for 22 hours to sit in a tree in the middle of the swollen river to escape the aggressive animals until they were dropped by helicopter rescue. Part of the remains of Brett Mann, not eaten crocodile, could have hidden them, and now the search continues. " And the news appearing in the Australian press about once a month. The most dangerous for the human species of crocodiles - Nile and comb (krokodilus porossus).Together they eat for a year about twenty Homo sapiens.

14. Brain parasiteBrain parasite

Two eternal torments us puzzles - this is why women are so fond of cats and how the female logic. As it turned out, these phenomena are quite interrelated. According to the UK Department of Health, 40% of cat owners in the country are suffering from toxoplasmosis - a disease caused by a brain parasite that gets people from cats. However, while not completely understood, these parasites affect the brain, except that live there. But here's the general symptoms are well known: if you are tormented by years of nagging cold - with a runny nose, redness of the throat and weakness - it is likely that there is not a cause drafts and snow leopard. As there have been Bulgakov? "Yesterday cats strangled, choked, strangled, choked ..."

15. Termite ghostTermite-ghost

Very, very interesting life. Tiny transparent ants living in Australia and the US, build their nests, nests in the roots of trees. But only those who are not lucky enough to meet on its way larger mammals, such as humans. If fortune smiled, they arranged a wedge and a journey on foot encountered resolutely climbing higher and higher until you get to the anus. Singing order for "The whole world in the palm of you happy and it" termite ghost dives into this cozy, delicious-smelling cave and begins to settle.From the rectum removed some affected termites and a half to two kilograms of weight to the number of inhabitants of more than twenty or thirty thousand. What do they eat there all, I think, no need to explain - I wonder more. As the victim managed to termites years not see a doctor if it is known that the main symptom of termite infestation - is "intolerant, burning itching in the anus?"

16. Jean Bokassa BidelJean Bokassa Bidel

Somehow, in some countries, people's attitude to the governor looks like a woman's behavior, believing that "the effort - it means love." Take, for example (no, not what you thought. As fond of saying our guide: «MAXIM - Journal politically neutral"), the Central African Republic. And its president (and later emperor) Bidelya Jean Bokassa. He loved his people, indeed, strongly - in Fried, with gravy and a spicy sauce. Bokassa chef masterfully prepared human flesh, and in the supply shortage was not. Often the imperial table got political opponents, disgraced ministers and dangerous war, but the people it was dry and tough. So under the special supervision of the emperor actively worked with the minors.
When in January 1979 in the capital, Bangui, CAR was a demonstration of students protesting against the fact that they were made for the big money to buy a very bad shape with a personal factory Bokassa, the city has been arrested more than a hundred children aged 6 to 16 years. Forty of them told the emperor went to the kitchen and the rest laid related to the square before the palace and personally moved several times on the truck. However, it was the last straw. No, not the people rebelled. People speechless with admiration. But France, the former sovereign CAR decided to put an end to this culinary excesses, and in September 1979 the French troops captured Bangui and overthrew the emperor gourmet. However, no trial did not take place: the ogre lived quietly in France in his own castle, and in 1986 his candidacy again even nominated for the presidency of the Central African Republic. And the people of the CAR strongly welcomed the return of Bokassa. But what? Under his order was. Yes, we ate, flogged and buried alive. Yes, there was a terrible famine and monstrous unemployment. But it was a real emperor.Master.
Well, you know. Not that this democratic shelupon that we slip rotten West. Bokassa re-election and did not - his liver was smarter than most of the population of the Central African Republic and pretty tough way to end the existence of his master at the end of 1986.

17. WolfWolf

Brown wolves most aggressive and not afraid of people. Although it is said that a normal wolf will never attack a person. But here hungry ... Fifth place in the hit parade lyudoedov- mammals occupy exactly the wolves.

18. Bovine tapewormBovine tapeworm

The best chance to bring with chain close acquaintance with fans steak with blood, as the parasite enters the body with neprozharennoe meat. Tapeworm itself behaves more or less decent, does not devour its prey inside and sucks the blood out of it. Maybe he would like to but can not. Because it does not have the digestive tract. So eat and digest a man came and worm simply absorbs through the surface of the body nutrients. And increasing. Can vymahal up to eight meters. Etch tapeworm today quite easily, the main thing - not to self-medicate, and as soon as symptoms appear helminth infection (weight loss, weakness, dizziness), go to the doctor.

19. CockroachCockroach

If the home is soulless, inhospitable host cockroaches can not find any crumbs edible, small animals still manage to survive. At night, hungry cockroaches come to a sleeping people and bite off their feet. That is not entirely. Simply bite off tiny pieces of epidermis with the toes.

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